You guys are reading Deadspin (and the cohort they represent) for filth and I am here for it.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

The hive-vagina

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

He “did nothing to deserve it” ???

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.