You get the irony in that, I’m sure.

That’s what she said.

Oh hey, another Luke article.

Careful you don’t mistakenly pass through his town.

You’re such a fucking drag.

Those game playing alligators are just the worst.

He’s clearly doing it as a joke though. I assumed the original request was for people doing it seriously.

He isn’t.

So if it breaks you buy a new one. Simple.

Is the rouge gallery where he keeps all his bat make-up?