Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Steelers fans will defend this.

If that’s the extent you know, you know less than I thought

One of the few nice things about being a Ravens fan post Ray Rice is that I feel fairly certain the front office goes out of its way to avoid drafting players with this kind of history and baggage

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I’m thinking of trademarking “Fuck2017", so I’ll be ready when three elderly celebrities I haven’t thought of in years die of natural causes.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Baseball doesn’t have a cap.

The problem isn’t Noel, it’s Jahil Okafor.. They drafted basically the next Al Jefferson in a league where the current Al Jefferson can barely play for 12 minute a game. Okafor can’t pass (despite being a good passer at Duke), can’t defend, and isn’t a good outside shooter. He’s the one who has to go, but…

I’m just here to say that Bryan Colangelo really hasn’t done anything successful yet as GM besides bring in a few vets (that got hurt in Bayless’ case or just suck in the case of Gerald Henderson) and completely tank Noel’s trade value. Jahlil Okafor has been a black hole on defense and is allergic to setting screens;…

When did Pennsylvania (falsely) get added to that list?

“you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. But they say they don’t care about their lives. You have to take out their families.” -Donald Trump

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Someone has to. From the clip, it’s clear that the dude’s not going to defend himself.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

But I thought emails