Syndergaard: “Oh sure, but when I make that mistake, I get kicked out.”

Hey, guys, PSA: Even if it’s in the service of comedy, don’t do a Google image search for “Friends Chandler shirtless.” It is decidedly NSFW.

Actual Harbaugh quote: “I can tell you this, it would have killed a lesser man, but he is blue twisted steel, very flexible and amazing.”

“Fun to watch” and “loves playing the game” used to be code for “white.” So it’s pretty amazing that just about every commentator says it about Cabrera during broadcasts too.

OK, so this inane “joke” has gone too far. I can’t believe anybody gets paid to put this “feature” together. Grow up, why don’t you, Gawker?

“WHITEWATER, TRAVELGATE, CHINAGATE, FILEGATE”

Guys, Barron has had enough of this. Maybe it’s time to stop looking into it. Hasn’t the man been through enough?

First question he asked, “What kind of engine that thing have?”

I’ve gone to a bunch of games so far, and with the exception of those two Mets and Nats clunkers, you actually feel ... good? about the chances of winning each game.

With Morgan going up against a similar pitcher, I’d call it a toss-up. Maybe edge to the Cardinals since they’re hitting. But I’d take a split series anyway at this point.

#anyonebutthemets

As a Phillies fan, I kept checking back on Deadspin waiting for this one. It’s the first time I’ve been giddy about this feature.

Don’t know how to edit this, but Petchesky said the exact same thing on Twitter this morning. My bad.

Can I just say how refreshing it is to have someone say “My account was hacked” and have it be the truth instead of a desperate attempt to undo a stupid post?

“Check out what happens when you put ‘feet’ after it ... It’s wild.”

That gas cap looks like one of those ridiculously tiny spare rubber earpieces that comes with each pair of $7 headphones I buy.

Awesome wild accusation, bud.

We can’t lose out on his stellar analysis, though.

It takes a lot for me not to get joy out of stories about a fat baseball player. But this really does it. It seems like everyone’s having a good laugh at a guy who’s having a lot of difficulty.

This is the first New Yorker cartoon I’ve seen where “Christ, what an asshole” actually doesn’t make sense as a caption.