A friend of mine is in the army and his (unit? batallion? not sure of the terminology) were all “Raptor guys.” As in they would all get Ford Raptors, regardless of what car they needed. Something tells me the local Ford dealer could negotiate from a fairly strong starting point when a soldier walked in and pretended…

I heard somewhere that Barbera is the best, though?

I don’t even get how it’s supposed to be funny? Can someone do that thing where you absolutely murder a joke by explaining it to me?

Never mind, posted below.

I’ve heard somewhere that a lot of professional athletes eat at Cheesecake Factory because the food is exactly the same anywhere in the country (so it makes it easier to eat on the road without worrying about something not agreeing with you or being lousy).

“ just stripped bizarro wunderkind and general manager Sam Hinkie of virtually all his authority.” So something can be true just because you say it is?

$12,501, Bob!

Would it be possible to have an audiobook version at some point? I think all it would take is a pen-clip microphone and a few hours.

Great stuff as always. Now that I’ve found out you’re a) from the Philadelphia suburbs, and b) wanted to find a goose emoji, I’ve come to the conclusion that you were texting someone about Wawa. Accurate?