They're ruining my … Well, not exactly childhood. But my preteen years when this was a perfectly fine option for a Saturday afternoon in a house without cable. Oh, and my late high school years when I bought it on DVD to bring to college thinking this would be a movie I may want to watch someday but never really had a…

Hot Rod.

Critics rave, "I'm not mad at it."

George Takei is probably sweating so much right now. You know, because of all the gay sex he's having.

That special scared the shit out of me.

And then made less funny by writing a few hundred words around it.

This isn't exactly that. It's an awesome movie, but the references are universal for the most part. Plus Keach plays an American trucker and Curtis is an American too, so enjoy it for the awesome movie it is, not for marsupial jokes.

You can not convince me that "Working double time on the seduction line" isn't the most magical phrase ever committed to music.

As Bobby Hill said, "You won't let me read the books I want and mom's making you read a book you don't want. That's what the Elves of Evermore call 'Justice of the Unicorn.'"

I hope it's young Owen and Beru!

This was actually the only Zelda game I owned as a kid. It wasn't until years later that I realized this wasn't the same as the one everyone else is obsessed with. I really love it, though.

"Big." If we're going to sleep together, I want to be on top! Hahaha, he jumped on the top of the bunk bed! That's silly.