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wait is he a tree? we have a superhero that’s a tree?

this looks like it belongs on a maid at the radisson

Ok I’m probably dating myself here, but when did “you’re beat” stop meaning “you look awful”?

Dear. Sweet. Jesus. I can't believe the couple even touched it to hand it over.

I think it was the episode called “TGS hates women”...but here i go again, flying my nerd flag a little too proudly

nothing says “russia” like a child lifting weights on a persian rug

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Moving Sidewalk Prince is all of us

so is the house supposed to be under construction...like his underage girlfriend?

it’s like LDR on lithium

I travel from Miami to Europe and back monthly, once even staying overseas for four months only with a carry-on. I consider myself an expert-level packer at this point.

Great idea! I’ve never tried to do that as a girl...but i’m sure it’s possible to find some that don’t show underneath your nice blouses. God nothing is worse than being stank.

I am just picturing having to explain that baking soda baggie to TSA...as if I needed to give them yet another reason to molest my luggage...

That seriously doesn't look like Sharon Stone!

I got 7 and I am mortified that i was not guessing

I honestly wish I hadn’t added that, retrospectively...but god forbid i’m seen as sleeping with the proverbial racist enemy...

I think there is an element of some kind of mental trauma (though it certainly doesn’t excuse her shitty outburst in IHOP, a magical place of warm maple syrup and chocolate smiley pancakes).

i feel as though pitbulls are available for free, like, everywhere