fair enough

thanks:) i know the definition varies wildly...it just feels frustrating to have so many specific ways of describing this kind of sexual assault

so...rape? why are we so afraid of that word

I actually did sit on one of those benches and used the little tissue stand because once I picked up all those phones and listened to all the “last calls” from people inside the building I fucking fell apart. I sat and cried again when I got to the bike messenger bikes. I went to the museum alone [mistake] and thought…

I went to a party a few days after the election, and a man i have never met before breached the subject of Trump and offered this lovely thought:

Oh at the time I was there, he was just the ol’ bewigged reality star we used to know and love. Everyone was getting photos with him. I remember nothing specific about the encounter except saying “it’s so lovely to meet you” and smiling for the camera. The house is very tacky but then again, so are a lot of the event…

There’s a photo of me with Trump at MAL from like 4 years ago and I legit dug it up to make sure his tiny paw wasn’t on my ass

Palm Beach resident here. Shit is super mixed down here right now. Yes, there are the Trump bumper stickers on the Bentleys that park at the Island Publix [literally], but there are also people saying that they won’t attend events that are held at Mar-A-Lago anymore. Legit heard this last night from some young,…

*the klerrb

This is actually super common in France, where I live. It’s called viager, and its literally arranging to buy a house of an older person, who gets to live there til they die. There have been some hilarious deals in the news about how some of these old people lock in a sale when they’re 80, then live to 105 or…

that’s an interesting idea...maybe it will make more sense in the movie. which i will obviously see, despite my curmudgeonly distaste for the setting

Right. Rachel is a terrible person. She’s exactly the kind of person who would shotgun G&T in a can.

i’m sorry but i cannot understand why they chose to NOT set this movie in fucking england. they even got Emily Blunt! WHY. why do this to me. the drinking culture in the UK combined with the adorable little pre-mixed g&t’s really made the story for me. It was somehow more believable when i thought it was set in…

Friday? thats a boring answer but i think its the right one...

SAMEEEEE. Our photos actually asked if they could leave at 11 because “everybody is wasted and we don’t know what to do”.

That sounds amazing! Everybody has a different dream wedding scenario. Glad you got to live yours!:)

I actually didn’t do a first dance at all, much to my mother’s dismay, as dancing in front of people is like a waking nightmare for me. I also didn’t do a bouquet toss, garter thing, or parent dances. Everyone pretty much just got wasted and had fun and the photographers had a hard time not making it look like my…

God you just made me feel so much better about my baby powder use. NO. stay strong. i think the talc only gave that one lady cancer because she was using it straight-up in her ladybits for like 35 years solid...

I am definitely one of those oily-scalped people, and I honestly have to wash my hair daily. I am even guilty (?) of using dry shampoo or baby powder to freshen the roots if i’m going out at night or went to the gym. As in, I am doing all the bad things by washing and talc-ing daily. RIP hair, i guess

“at the beach in London”