Someone who stole a ton of stuff! 

who commits a robbery and tries to escape in a UHaul

You would either love or hate a motorcycle. Depending on how you look at it it’s either no doors or infinite door in all directions

As much as I love the song of a VR6, this is the answer to 2 questions that no one but the owner asked... 1. Can you turn a 2 door Type R VR6 into a 4-door VR6? and 2. Can you charge an exorbinant price for such a vehicle when you tire of it? the answers are Yes, Yes and CP.

As a childless man, I prefer cars where the floor hasn't been removed.

Maybe this is just me being a childless woman, but I like 3-door hatchbacks more. CP. 

I had the same thought about hp and torque. I wouldn’t be surprised to see 215/200 hp/tq.

I predict they’ll remove the turbo, remove the DI and make a big deal about the extra 5HP and greater low end torque.

I blame poor gas station designs. Ever go to one with a broken pay-at-pump system, so you have to go in to pay. It generally works like this:

The shape of things to come, this is, if we don’t do something about charging times for electric cars. Picture the future, lines of people waiting to park their car for an hour or two in order to try and fill up and get to work. Lends a new horror to the term rush hour.

Close. Put Hammond on one island with a crate of fine scotch and put Clarkson on another within eyesight with a crate of gin, and let them try to figure out how to get to the other island.

Where is "none?" The only thing worse than throwing up something, is throwing up nothing.

The ND has blind spot warning technology, a very important safety feature.

 A respectable car? Hell no it can't be American! Clearly it was solid non-American engineering and not the very American V-8s that made it successful. 

I also agree with the C2.  Even if it isn’t your favorite, everyone is at least positive towards it.

Because who doesn’t love whoopin’ some fancy pants European ass. The Ford GT

Nah, people who are anti-Ford are anti-Ford.

Meh. Played out. Also see: 1970 Chevelle and 1969 Camaro

The DeLorean DMC-12. We all love it because of Doc Brown and Marty.

You all have neglected the quintessential American car. The car that most non-car people can recognize: the 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air, or ‘57 Chevy.