On the contrary. Each of these made me laugh. I think that confirms that I’m a troll.

Hellboy 3 - Until I hear it’s in production, I will not be holding my breath. I have passed out twice already and you’re not getting me a third time.

I think the biker’s at fault for hitting the car, the car’s guilty as hell of driving too fast and continuing to drive after an impact/while carrying somebody on their trunk!

Speeding Asshat becomes literal asshat for speeding car.

With the fender flares and the big hood scoop, am I the only one that sees a 2005 style mustang with an aftermarket hood?

Just look at the bottom of the oven (top of the draw), if you see a heating coil, it’s for warming or broiling. If you don’t, it’s just a draw.

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

With bikes, it’s cheap, light, strong, pick 2.

What’s the metric for jeeps? Figure that out and you figure out broncos.

The only thing keeping me from buying a wrangler unlimited is the horrible gas mileage- I’m OK with a bad ride if it’s cheap and I can take the roof off and hose it out in my driveway. I’m willing to…

Post Gates, a lot of these people end up donating most of it to charities.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Chevrolet-Cavalier-2dr-Coupe-Z24-/172483059887?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2828caa0af:g:sVEAAOSw44BYdnRD&item=172483059887

90's Chevy cavalier.
Because a GM will run bad longer than most car will run at all.

-10 points to the first asshole that thinks they’re clever by posting up a picture of a bicycle or pair of shoes.

Not trying to be rude, DeWayneV8, but could you provide a source for your claim, please? I know a handful of guys at Chrysler, and that’s the first time I’ve heard of such a limit. People are blowing these to 1,000hp already.

Do you actually think Dodge would spend money on a new ad campaign for something with only 43 more HP?

Why the hell would a company release a luxury performance type car under their cheap brand name instead of under the main brand or even making a luxury brand. It makes no sense. It would be like GM creating a luxury car and then selling it as a Saturn, back when Saturn still existed.

I vote for this thing:

“The Juke is the new PT Cruiser - people liked it because it was different when it came out”

Obviously the solution is FCA needs to come out with a new PT Cruiser!

The Juke is the new PT Cruiser - people liked it because it was different when it came out, but now it wore out it’s so ugly it’s cool welcome a while ago.

As the manager of a Ford dealership, I will give the first 50 Bronco buyers a a free case of apple juice. You know, because OJ will kill ya. Hahaha... thanks, I’ll show myself out.