72 Firebird. My dad has one sitting in the garage and I would love to do it just to screw with the “Must Be V8" goons.

A TVR (the Typhon/T440R may be my favorite body style) so I could daily-drive it with a reasonable expectation of reliablity.

Though this might be a more natural home:

“reflective metallic instead of matte grey” - yeah, that got me too. It’s not even a close shade of grey, it’s way to dark.

Honestly... not silver enough.

To Me, My Board!

“Brilliant” seems like a stretch. It’s cool, but brilliant would have been bald and reflective metallic instead of matte grey with hair. Also, sneakers? Really?

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...

It should be an option box on everything tbh

Can’t wait to LS swap the next rotary Mazda

2005/6 Pontiac GTO is a good option:

1. Easy to drive around town...but great long legs for those long drives.

I’ve always thought this car looked like it just smelled a bad fart.

-Alred?

Yup

Not so much a story about a car, just an add story in general.

Well, thin armor won’t stop Superman’s attacks. The armor is perfectly in line with the comics in how Batman’s powersuit was supposed to be.