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“He says what we’re all thinking” is something I’ve heard people say about Trump. Which...shit man, I never thought any of the bullshit he says.

Friends With Benefits had a really good soundtrack album.

“cause, like, you were extra bad.”

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

for whatever reason, Red Lobsters in my area routinely have 45 minute waits for tables. I don’t go there often, and every time I do I think “there’s absolutely no reason to wait this long for Red Lobster-quality food.”

Does Deadspin ever journalistically report on the products in the Kinja Deals? I swear so many commenters don’t understand what conflict of interest really is.

this is the second comment here to mention podcasts having ads. Your parallel is only correct if the podcast purports to journalistically report stories about the companies and products they mention in their ad. I doubt a lot of podcasts do that.

Does your podcast attempt to journalistically report on the products or companies that you plug in your podcast ads?

Why is this post not laser focused on sports?

Now’s as good a place as any to put my thoughts down about old-timey footbaw players who think today’s generation is too “soft” or that Luck should have toughened it up and kept going: Fuck you. The only reason you were able to play through your injuries and pains is cause all of you, up until 15 or so years ago, were…

OK I give up....why do they get to play the extra game?

I have a sinking feeling in a few weeks we’ll be reading an article like this one for the entire deadspin website.

THE BEAR’S NAME IS STALEY.

I swear the Bears one year started out like 2—5 and Sylvie went into a commercial break saying “How will the Bears turn this season around and make a push for the playoffs?” Holy shit I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Idiots.

The amount of Bears fans in the greys that are angrily trying to rebut this article is fucking hilarious. Does this happen on other WYTS articles?

Wait....I gotta say The Urlacher/Singletary supremacy question isn’t all that easy. I watched both play, and I can’t tell you which was better. Urlacher was an incredible player. Singletary—who I also love—had a better front line in front of him than Urlacher ever did. It was easier for him to be great.

It was a down year for Pro Bowl caliber QB’s, I guess.

uhh....did you read this weeks SI article? It is pretty damning.

He was a shit kicker all year, and deserved to get cut. But I am rational enough to know a lot of things went wrong for the Bears in that game.