I went to a sox game last year, or maybe two years ago, where they turned a triple play while I was waiting to take a piss. Seemed fitting.

I still have Head on VHS somewhere...

glad to hear that. should’ve been in the article.

I’m “friends” with The Office, Community, and Parks and Recreation on facebook and they still post content on the regular. I don’t question it. Apparently if a show is a big enough hit in the social media age, the accounts will keep on going forever.

“lightly brushed”

You have no evidence as to how long the cameraman was filming him. It’s just as easy to presume that he didn’t pull his phone out until Zeke started making a scene. The recording continued because Zeke continued making a scene. Even if he wasn’t making a scene, he’s a celebrity and he should assume he’s on someone’s…

you can’t act a fool in public in 2019 and expect to get away with it.

Last season had better guests, but I feel like Dave will still make this a worthwhile watch. 

Defending other people can be a legit defense. I guess you missed the part of the video where racistfuck charged at an employee.

Both of us have jobs in the public sector. We try to keep our noses clean, but other people around us can make that difficult.

My wife wants to move from Chicago to Missouri. 

I’ve heard deadspin writers opine a few times now that drafts should be abolished and rookies should be allowed to choose where they go. I think—if it hasn’t been written yet— a full-length piece on this hypothetical scenario is in order. What would it look like? How would it change the league? Who (besides the…

Losing Craig Ferguson’s show at roughly the same time did it in for me. Dave was my hero, and Craig was an upstart genius at the format. He should have been moved to 10:35. I like Colbert, but can’t seem get myself to tune in more than once or twice a month.

I presume these have already been filmed, and in front of an audience like last season. And to think that none of those people leaked the guest they saw on twitter? preposterous.

I REALLY wanted this to be good. A Dowd C equates to like a B- for a normal person, right?

I find it interesting that you believe the Kenny Williams administration has ended.

Y’know, back before 1936 or so it was perfectly fine to raise your hand in the air and keep it pointed stiff. Now it’s not so OK.

fifteen year olds near me dressed up in blackface and trolled a mcdonald’s drive through worker (who was, of course, African-American)

OK, I’m out of the loop I guess, wasn’t Bill Hader supposed to be in this?

I have a feeling Sandler won’t bring back any of his past characters. He doesn’t seem the type to go back to the same well over and over again.