There’s also the element of “Why pay three times as much for a beer I’m not even sure I’ll enjoy?”

Man, I have a filing cabinet and I went in there recently and couldn’t find my mortgage. My fucking mortgage documents—the thing that proves I’m legally allowed in the house where I live—have disappeared. We bought the house 10 years ago.

You can’t even trust Nordic fucking Skiing to be clean? A sport that literally nobody cares about?

I wonder how many of these sketches were written years ago by Mulaney. The cha cha slide sketch in particular felt very dated. And I didn’t enjoy it at all.

How is this guy approved and I’m still in the greys?

Once again, I want to announce that I can’t believe they broadcast this shit.

Impossible to say that he is right about this. However, there are at least SOME closeted people who stay there out of self-loathing or shame, which is psychologically damaging.

“If I ever run into you, I will kick your ass and make your face look like you got in a head of collision. You’re a coward hiding behind the internet.”

According to the diva website, this race had 411 participants. So I imagine there was less of a “just go with the crowd” element than a race with thousands of other people.

Not that this vapid person needs my defense, but is it not possible that she just plainly fucked up and doesn’t realize it until now?

Well Kobe has a history of....eh. Supply your own punchline.

Scenes like this amaze me, because surely they can’t do two takes if something messes up, right? It would take hours to clean the set, and the actor definitely needs a long bath...

That would be terrible. 

came here to post this. I mean literally, an elevator full of blood? Hard to top.

Eight people goofing off on the roof of a school gym is called “Florida Daycare”

Yeah, Momo is bullshit stuff perfectly designed to freak out moms on facebook.

I have a nine year old and a six year old that are watching youtube. There’s a ton of stuff on there kids love. Its a shame that someone is twisting it for nefarious purposes. My kids always have an adult in the room with them while they’re on the internet.

By the time I was 13 I had already seen every graphic horror movie in existence, the Faces of Death franchise, and some nice hardcore pornography.

I had the guy on security camera doing it, knew who it was and where he lives, and the cop refused to do anything about it.

No lying here—a sworn police officer once told me jerking off in public is legal if nobody sees you do it.