This has some crazy details, like one appointment was only 14 minutes long? How’s it a “happy ending” when she starts it right at the beginning?

I haven’t seen Green Book. Don’t plan on it because the last thing I want to watch is a racist white person getting “redeemed.”

I don’t get the hate for Birdman, I thought it was fantastic. Although the ending was a bit meh.

Only scene that bothered me was the naked guy being pelted with tomatoes for 45 minutes.

these kinds of stings always manage to happen right before the local sheriff is up for re-election.

oh....they definitely should. Kraft’s a seemingly intelligent person, I have to assume he knows what is going on behind the scenes at these places.

point of fact, the law enforcement made a point of declaring that nobody was underage.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

People arguing about whether or not illegal brothels would still exist if prostitution were legalized--we can literally observe real world conditions on this question. Go study Amsterdam, or the majority of Nevada. See if there is still illegal trafficking going on. Shouldn’t be impossible to do.

your mom always has the best takes.

“there is video evidence of Kraft involved in sex acts in a massage parlor”

It literally couldn’t get much better than this.

well, this explains the other article.

oh.....you almost had it there...gotta try harder next time.

There will forever be grifters preying on our willingness to believe crime victims.

Pete Davidson’s five second long contribution to Update is the only thing that made me laugh.

Anyone who thinks the CPD doesn’t have racist homophobes who would leak shit to the media has not step foot in Chicago.

Sports parents are the fucking worst. These kids are like 5 years old. Do you think anyone learned anything from the arrests? Doubtful.

a newsroom full of reporters and nobody could pull out their phone to record this??

One of the worst parts of having a 6 and a 9 year old is planning a trip to a different city, seeing all the cool restaurants (and/or bars) I’d like to hit up, and then having to check the website to see if they have a kids menu.