The article refers to the fact that the “cut” categories will change each year. So next year--no sound mixing....the following year--no foreign films....stuff like that.

nah, make the whole telecast one long IN MEMORIAM segment. Its better than watching living people pat each other on the back. 

“It’s not all bad for cinematographers or editors, though, because Bailey says these four categories will be exempt from exclusion in next year’s telecast.”

my only problem: whoever decided Tiffany Haddish should sing two (or was it three?) times.

saw the lego sequel this weekend. It was really really good, but definitely not as good as Lego Batman.

I know there were a lot--especially during election season--but it wasn’t every single show. I can’t really remember the last time there was a non-political cold open. There could be something I’ve forgotten--or didn’t see--but if you asked me I’d say every show of this season and last season had a political cold…

Joke’s on him, the other team is going to get the ball back anyway.

I really have to start asking, why is every cold open political nowadays? It’d be one thing if they were great sketches, but more often than not they’re humorless and obligatory

Everything about this picture, right down to the ugly ass boots, screams “I literally just bought these clothes.”

you’re doing the lord’s work here.

I’ve never seen that Bernardi’s commercial. That family (or corporation, or whatever they are) has had a restaurant called Mona’s since like 1920. Try the Hoof & Snoot. Two full links of italian sausage and a six ounce sirloin. 

“less nuanced” like the motherfucking ramones or stooges?

She’s built up goodwill for me by starring in some genuinely likable kids programming on Nickelodeon earlier in her career. It was great to watch something that both my kids and I could enjoy.

How much blame for this situation do you put squarely on AD and his agent? They requested a trade, and then made it clear that they would only go to one team.

Wait, yesterday’s narrative was the Pelican’s front office is full of incompetent, bungling nincompoops, but today’s narrative is the Pelican’s front office is full of shrewd, Machiavellian super-geniuses? I’m so confused.

Portis+Parker=Port+Er

confirmed!

“Five dollars off an oil change at Pete’s? Well, that is big news!!”

LMAO at “dozens”

You have 14 very good responses informing you why your take is bad. I hope you read them.