Many of my nightmares are just about wandering strange architectural spaces or foreign cities.

I hate sleep paralysis the first time of the night, when it’s all freaky and weird and terrifying. I don’t know if you’re like me or not, but when I get sleep paralysis (which is rare---about once every couple years) it will happen multiple times in one night. After the first, menacing episode, I start to goof around…

Except that’s not at all what I said, and your suggestion that they wore the gear with the hope of starting a drunken brawl while being outnumbered 100-1 is an even stupider idea anyway.

support their chosen team?

You have an odd definition for the term “provocation.”

I’m not an attorney, but I once saw a man get arrested in a Denny’s for pouring a glass of water on someone’s head. So....precedent exists!

If there’s an alternate camera angle that provides definitive proof of who threw the beer, he should be charged with assault.

I was in first grade. I was bussed to a distant school, as they were building a brand new elementary school at the time closer to my house. The school opened when I started third grade. Christa McAuliffe Elementary. Our sports mascot was The Challengers, which even as a youngster I found a bit distasteful.

I’m from Chicago and the idea that people in other parts of the country DON’T say “stand up” has me a bit shook this morning.

Well, didn’t he play Spade’s dad in a few episodes of Just Shoot Me?

Seemed to be a few things he couldn’t remember....

His whole “this is a left wing conspiracy” and “you’re just getting revenge for the Clintons” (huh?) thing was really shockingly unhinged. He is not fit for the bench.

I prefer just parroting jokes my kids make up back to them. They find it funnier than anything I’d say.

C’mon....you don’t file this to Blight Sox because...???

That sequence--despicable as it is--makes me laugh so hard. I home the guy is shamed into moving out of state.

You were correct on all counts. Amazing!

When it comes to revival archives of films like this, I always waver between “I want to watch every last bit of this” and “I don’t have the free time for any of this.”

Surprised to see such a glowing review of the movie by someone who obviously loved the book as much as I did. The film currently is rated at 67% fresh on rotten tomatoes, so apparently at least a third of critics don’t see it as being great as you do. But now I am potentially intrigued enough to bring my 9 year old…

There’s some of that in this article. Pretty much all you need, actually.

I think Sufjan Stevens’ “Chicago” appeared in 4 or 5 trailers in the same damn year.