Stroke. He hasn’t got enough heart to have a heart attack!

I periodically sing this to myself, with special emphasis on the greatest con in history. Basically I want a shirt with Flynn, Page, and the following: You and I friend/will go down/in history, We’ll find a man to play the part and teach him what to say/dress him up and take him to DC, Imagine the reward that dear old…

Trump Presidential Library just sounds weird. It’s like word salad. If I saw a picture of Trump in a library, I would assume it was photoshopped.

On the one hand I am terrified by all of this, on another I am positively gleeful. But on both, I am horribly entertained by all of it.

I heard Carter say in an interview that when Trump repeatedly sent Carter all those pitiful press clipping photos of himself to show Graydon he did too have big boy hands, over DECADES, he always annotated them with gold Sharpie. “See, not so short!” he would scribble next to a pic of circled fingers. Carter always…

lol it really does. I hate how it’s tall, thick, and close together all at once. I wonder how much effort it takes him to write it that way, it does not look particularly natural and/or fluid.

I love this tweet because the all-caps FUN FACT is channelling a whole boatload of pent up rage/anger/incredulousness that Trump is still President.

God, I want to punch Sessions in his stupid, racist mouth. He’s a monster, plain and simple, and the day that he gets his cannot come soon enough.

Ok, I love you Kara, but as a federal criminal attorney, I just want to point out a couple of things that drive me nuts about this reporting. You repeatedly mention that she is on “probation” or “prohibition.” Prohibition is definitely not a thing, but probation is not correct either. She is currently on supervised…

And on the bar on that cake is a smaller cake depicting a Casamigos where Randy is wearing a black shirt and George is wearing a white shirt.

That is not a cake or a birthday party. That is an ad and a branding opportunity. #sponcon

She has enough personality to lend to a dozen other people.

Ooooh! Thread of Harry not taking himself too seriously! ;)

I’m living for this video. It’s like he spent weeks looking at his fans’ Tumblr posts and distilled them into 5:40 minutes of music video. It’s got it all: Instagram-worthy moody landscapes? Check. Close-ups of his fashion boots? Check. Imagery of Harry as supernatural being? Check. Unironic romantic drama? Check.…

This song has grown on me. It’s such an old school type ballad. I love it now.

“the desire to maintain a reputation for integrity that is stronger than a desire to maintain office.”

So many salty-ass trolls (from the right and the left) here, tonight. Poor babies. :(

Ohhhh my god shutttuuppppp nobody cares about how big your military dick is America, not everything is about youuuuu.