This has already been covered by Jalopnik two years ago. There is no such thing as spoilers in motor racing. It’s a live event, the moment it happens, it’s not a spoiler, it’s called news.

Not only stream them, but for the love of all that is Holy... Make it on demand! ...Not all of us want to get up and Oh Dark Thirty to watch a race.... That’s what programable VCRs were for... but in this world of live streaming content, uh uh.. I ain’t going to get up at 4:00am just to watch... Not gunna do it.

You know how some dealerships have a barbecue on Saturdays? They should have a barbecue every day. That would improve the dealership experience.

Gas? Not much.

12 years for a 1-model-year supercar.

You’ve just asked a group of enablers to stop a a car purchase. The best you’re going to get is “Buy it, but you can’t borrow my trailer”

Buy it, recreate this in Ford form:

Jalopnik staff vehicle!! You can even fit Balaban’s Yugo in the back if *cough* it breaks down at some point.

...Edd China should be required, by law, to appear on television on a weekly basis...

Miatas be ‘N Sync.

Hey now, the 300 wasn’t that bad and could be had with a 5.7 Hemi, powering either rear or all wheels!

And that Impala had the SS... so there’s that

I hate we got this instead of the 427 or Interceptor concepts. I remember when the 500 came out though. I actually remember hearing some people calling the design “Audi like”. Some cities actually used these as police cars. You should do a follow up to this with the Ford Freestyle.

All it means is that the car is financed. Fairly common circumstance I’d say.

I made my wife’s tires squeal when I hit the brakes in her car, thinking it was a clutch.

I can’t be the only one that has “ghost clutched” before. One time I clipped the brake pedal. I’m glad nobody was behind me.

It’d feel really weird for my left leg.

If I Recall Correctly. Google - It’s a wonderful thing.

Abarth 500 with warranty that sound is amazing

Ready for inspection, Mr. President.