That’s not underground, if you have food trucks, security, and rules. Just sayin.

Everyone who didn’t try to intervene should be fired too. Why did they let this happen? Like that security guy talking on his phone - what about doing your job? You’re witnessing a nurse on the hospital you work for getting assaulted!

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

As-fucking-if.

How is giving someone that needs a car an additional $750 not helping?

I know, it makes me feel like an old man complaining about entitilment. They don’t owe you a God damn thing and it’s not they’re job to take care of you.

Our cars are actually flood rated. They contain so much plastic, they actually float.

FCA would like to sell you a car slightly less reliable than your flooded out Harvey car. Prego!

Pictured, where the numbers came from:

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

Where are they coming up with these numbers for maintenance costs? As in where did the 70k come from for the Lincoln? The old Town cars used the Panther platform, which had been around forever and ever and by that point was more or less bulletproof. I’ve been in a number of Crown Vic cabs that had well over 500k on…

The Firebird was better.

The updated fascia makes it look like a Chrysler Sebring.

The recessed, skinny sealed-beam headlights and blacked-out greenhouse on that 1994 are such a great look, and a clean design. I secretly loved that generation of Camaro.

Those fog lights are missing for a very good reason.

The scores of SVT Grand Cherokees already in the road beg to differ.

As David stated, they’ve been doing this forever. Every new big engine Chrysler comes out with gets jammed into a Jeep GC.

They make great magazine porn but not nearly enough people buy them to sustain a corporation of this size. Also “enthusiasts” tend to be the most fickle consumer out there. Not a smart strategy to go after them too heavily.

There’s this funny little part about being a business known as “profitability”.

This.