Just a reminder, he tried to copyright “jeah”

mike pence’s whole life is one long GOB “I’ve made a huge mistake” face

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

Suck it up and deal, Clayton. Once I stepped on a land mine during WWI, I rubbed some dirt on it, lit a pall mall and got back to killing krauts.

- Vin Scully.

No surprise that Irby hates natural athletes after all those years on the bench.

Would. Watch.