“Ive also been accused of being an old soul.”

They took everything from their 4-door concept and the person in charge said “Good. Now add depression and discord.”

Pshew. Amazing cars. FWIW, dark green is probably the most popular color in Germany for 911's. The Germans love shades of green for some reason. :)

Yeah, but Maryland tornadoes are some of the nicest tornadoes you’ll ever meet.

You’ve got to pay the troll toll to get into this classy neighborhood’s hole

Flat-fours work when air-cooled.

Why are you guys still feeding the troll?

You braced yourself during a 50mph accident? Riiiiiight.

Or just be drunk, as most people are in an Uber.

You do understand how momentum works? Right? When the car goes from 60 down to zero in less than a single second due to an impact, anything and anyone not secured will continue forward at 60 until it impacts another object. That is junior high level physics. You cannot brace your way out of that. It is literally…

Not only would you not be able to react fast enough, but if you tried to brace yourself your arms would snap like twigs. Then they might bend backwards into your face and smash your face. Crash forces at even 30mph are insanity.

You try bracing yourself in a crash enough not to go flying out of your seat.

One of my favorite signs...

McMaster Carr is your friend. Not only do they have nearly every imaginable part you could need, in this case gas shocks, they have handy dandy engineering information to help you calculate what you need if you don’t know.

Shouldve painted it camo

My work car is whatever Enterprise gives me every Monday morning at SJC. I’m still not convinced FCA makes a competitive product. The loaded Pacifica I had had nice seats, but mediocre cabin materials (mainly, hard plastic with sharp gouging my left knee) and the rear seats were already falling apart due to super thin…

“How much does quality matter to you?”

I finally know what I want to be when I grow up!

WHY DID YOU TURN!!!!!!!!!