Note: I realize it should say “You’ve”, not “You’re”, but an editing feature for my comment is not available. Normally I wouldn’t take the time to mention it, but since I’m targeting deadspin’s professionalism, I thought it was important to mention that yes, I do see my own typo.

Back up off this, deadspin. You’re pulled this kind of amateur hour shit before, and I can see why you don’t like to see similar pajama-wearing new media bloggers get pissed on. Stop acting so amateurish, and you won’t feel so threatened by this kind of action.

Are there a lot of Asian actors and actresses who are very entertaining and speak completely fluent English? If so, where are they? It seems like a lot of Asians I’ve seen in major films are used to a primary language from somewhere else, and struggle with their English. For example, Ken Watanabe’s character in…

This article might have been worth sharing, but then the author made half of it about his endless search for gay men.

But did you attempt going to church again yesterday? Given the way you sound, I assume the answer is no.

That intro was like Drunken Churchgoer Failure. Please save it for your therapist. Back in the day, Simmons used to add a lot of that self-loathing family drama crap in his column, until his wife made him stop.