I have found shoes at Marshall’s that had no business being there and that is why I love Marshall’s. I check Marshall’s now the way my dog always checks the back left corner of our backyard fence: once there was a possum there, any day there might be another.

Looking buff? He’s looking puff in that pic. 

Better than being named Price Harry.

Adolf = 5 letters

This rat is a disgrace for the reputation of rats. I’ve never seen a rat stuck in anything before. These motherfuckers can pass through cracks in walls where you couldn’t pass you pinky finger!

So R.Kelly is locked away someplace, has to ask permission to do basic things, can’t contact anyone and wants to go home?

While not many people understand irony in any era, lots of us understand racism and stupidity very well.

Including Goodloe Sutton!

Not enough Pam Grier, too much Diane Keaton ...

Tucker Carlson is one of the very worst people on earth. Based on this clip, Bregman also seems like an arrogant douche (but then, he is Dutch).

...that inanimate object over there.

Get a load of Daughter Dingus sitting there like she’s some sort of V.I.P. She’s as out of place as a flea-ridden dog at an elegant dinner party or a loud fart in church. As far as Pence goes, that ass-clown is Waddlin’ Don’s #2 which sums him up quite nicely. If you don’t want to stink, don’t roll around in shit.

He just wanted to be an asshole. I don’t think it gets any more complicated than that.

While people are habitual line-steppers, smh. 

Dead? No, he’s not dead. See?

How are they this stupid? Because they get to be this stupid, and still succeed.

Führer Fünfundvierzig knows only hate, lies, and greed. And that is a reflection of everyone that voted for him and still supports him to this day. This is the greater issue - 45 is transitory. Those people, that 37% +/- 5% are the true threat we face.

Definitely a good place to start. Then make some turtle soup. 

Bow DOWN.