Yes. We are somehow living in an America where President Pence is the best option. Say that aloud to yourself a few times. Cry.

Oh God yes. This isn’t a CBS procedural. There isn’t going to be some old girlfriend coming forward with DNA evidence that proves . . . something and the GOP-led Congress will start impeachment proceedings. Trump has given Congress a million different reasons to impeach already, all of them live on television,…

Just because I haven’t said this enough today: FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

It hasn’t been a year...

What is somewhat sad/hilarious about this whole thing is the way Conservative media is shitting themselves in delight over it as if the same people who elected our Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief are suddenly surprised and righteously appalled by what a powerful white man can get away with in terms of sexual harassment.

WHITE POWDER!

I laughed into a coughing fit. Well done, good sir.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

Remember that guy? Hah!

Exactly. This is what she knew. She knew hurling racist at him wouldn’t hurt him...because he’s kind of proud of that. But calling a dead-beat dad a dead-beat dad sends them to the stratosphere.

love how prince basically stole the show in the clip.

Any response other than “got dayum” is incorrect.

I can’t lie, I had to go look up “febrile”.  

Hey, we elected a man who openly bragged about committing sexual assault while trashing a woman because she was kind of a bitch who did the equivalent of stealing a pen from work.

My face reading those beautiful beautiful tweets:

The word ‘Bum’ is finally getting the traction that it deserves.

Thank you! No matter how well-made the film, the trailer alone pushed so many of my buttons I’m not sure I can watch it. Talk about adult horror!