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It would have been cooler to have Forest and his daughter rescue a stranded husband...

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“A Lot Like Love”- my guilty Saturday-afternoon-when-I-am-supposed-to-be-doing-my-chores pleasure.

There has to be the hugest rock where these people crawl out from...

Hmmm thank you. The high-heel angle sounds viable. My cynical cold-ass heart leaned more toward her being vain and looking down makes her appear demure and innocently unaware of all of the paparazzi.

Why does Kim always walk looking down? Any theories?

I swear... Rock bottom just ain’t rock bottom anymore.

Specifically a white man.

Essentially what Rudy means is that women are great... unless he doesn’t like their career and their LOOKS.

No surprise Drump takes another shit on our Justice System.

...after his voting rights were restored

He coulda just donated that $85K. He’s full of shit.

This is the crux of everything right here, how did this get to be YOUR country and not mine? Does this a-hole have the pink slip? Does his white skin automatically give him some type of ownership rights / entitlements that I can’t have a right to because of the color of my skin or the language that I speak?

I must confess that I after reading the title, I thought someone was offended because the “gingerbread cookies” were BROWN!

At least she isn’t dating Tyga (JK)...

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“Snatch” - perfect, seamless, introduces all of the major characters and their personalities.

Assuming that it was consensual...

He makes that stupid, tired-ass expression in every movie (and poster).