He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Tyler Adams is one of the better players for RB Leipzig, who finished third in the Bundesliga. His best position is where Bradley played last night, but he got injured in training camp. Duane Holmes is more of box to box midfielder, he plays for Derby County in the Championship, and he also got injured in training camp…

Hell yeah, keep scoring, because the last thing you want is to ease up at 5-0, and then finish level on points with Sweden, who go through in first place because they beat Thailand 6-0.

I’m sure this is intended primarily to benefit Seminole student-athletes, and I applaud their purest of motives.

El decapitano

The capital is that horrifying McDonalds on an overpass west of Chicago.

Ah, no way, it’s very pretty once you get into eastern Colorado. I-90 overall is the prettier road though.

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

Sorry bro, you didn’t do that the right way.

So THAT'S where the Bucks stop.

Better the Whalers green classics than the awful black unis that the Kings wore last night. Or the black unis of the Las Vegas team. Or the Oilers’ black third jersey. Or the new Tampa black third jersey.

This little Rodgers had most beef, this little Rodgers had Munn....

Why do they need an AC system? Just don’t play on either of the sunny days they get.

(unless you’re in, like, Qatar, in which case there’d be 400 dead Indians and Nepalese)

I thought one became a man at 40?

For perspective: My dude ran 26 4:40 miles in a row. Basically, he ran around a high school track in a minute and 1o seconds 105 times.

I always loved all these segments, particularly Stacey, and thought the guts the Slipnutz had of doing their act live in front of a Slipknot crowd was fantastic. But you left out some of my other favorites which include:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the Star Wars Fans (and really, any Triumph appearance, I also…

what about this classic recurring bit:

A buddy of mine used to have a 1.3 GTX Turbo he had this bet that he put a 100 Leu bill on the dash and he as he launched that sucker if you could reach up and grab it you could keep it. He never lost that 100 Leu.