It is the way of our people.

When I was growing up, it was the IRA. My first job we were told how to deal with a bomb threat or suspicious packages in the mall where I worked. There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Don’t forget about the threat from things like fashionable green wallpaper: Chromologist- Green Wllpaper and other fancy dyed goods that could kill you or the people manufacturing such goods. Deadly Fashion

One of my favourite romance writers (really, one of my favourite writers, period), Courtney Milan, has books about the Victorian period that are fun and witty, with balls and romance, and pretty dresses...and at the same time she manages to show how awful the life was for everybody who was not rich, straight, white…

Counter-counterpoint: They had to because the real ones smelled as bad as everything else did.

Maybe they sang it because they know those republicans just signed their pink slips. There’s no getting re elected after this.

I’m not going to lie, I think Chuck Schumer would be absolutely hilarious drunk. Maybe they can go kidnap Ted Cruz, like you would a football mascot.

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

Racism makes people do some crazy shit man.

Converted Jews are like the vegan crossfitters of Judaism: they can’t wait to tell you about it, nobody gives a shit, and you can’t wait for them to shut up.

I have heard of 12! You can crown me Queen of the Youths!!!

He aight.