For a guy without an actual story purpose, there was A LOT of Jason Statham in the first movie.

I'm just going to say it: if you had to live in a post-apocalypse bunker with a celebrity, John Goodman would not be a bad choice.

The only possible reason to remake Point Break is to turn the homoerotic subtext of the original into text.

"Should I see Krampus?"
A.A. Dowd: C+
"Ehhh…."
Rating: PG-13
"OH HELL, NO!"

1. I don't know about California law, but murdering someone generally gets you completely cut out of their estate, for obvious reasons.

It was Top Chef, not Anthony Bourdain, which taught me chefs LOVE getting drunk and starting shit.

"Kenneth Branagh to direct… in Murder On The Orient Express."

You see AV Club? It's possible to suggest you like the prequels without suggesting your readers are idiots for recognizing badness when they see it.

He's thinking what we're all saying!

I'll never understand the mindset of a critic who disagrees with the vast majority of the public on some piece of pop culture feels that gives him the right to lecture the majority that they are wrong. If you like the movies that tried to make space karate look more nuanced and introduced the world to Jar Jar Binks,…

REFEREE: Nothing in the rulebook says a dog can't play basketball!… But I'll still won't allow it, because this is youth league basketball and it's about having kids play. I won't let you bench a kid to start a freaking dog. Also, there would be nothing worse than letting a dog embarrass the other team who barely have…

On the bright side: every single American now thinks SNL is terrible and is unlikely to watch the show again, right?

That doesn't sound like a comedy.

As a small child, I was confused why Daylights Savings Time wasn't a bigger deal. I mean, the Adventures of Pete & Pete did a whole episode about it! That suggested importance to me.

Amy was one of the most moving experiences I ever had in a movie theater.

"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."

There is nothing holy left. God is dead and the Today Show killed him.

I was coming to post the exact same thing. You really don't seem "with it" with the kids if you can't use their terms correctly. While it makes terrible drama, it makes perfect sense for a psychologist to explain his diagnosis of Bates to the group.

I like to think Chris Columbus held back Rupert on the first day of filming, after Watson and Radcliffe had left.

"Next to the piano, he had a picture of Gil Garcetti, who was the D.A. of Los Angeles at the time. I’m looking at this picture and I say, “He looks like Skeletor.” All of a sudden Eddie stops playing the piano. He looks at the picture and goes, “He does look like Skeletor!” Everything was great between us and Eddie…