Stephen King doesn't like being called out for his own shit. Kubrick took one look at Jack Torrence and saw him for what the character had to be if to be a real person - a violent alcoholic who was a danger to everyone around him. Since Jack is just another King-insert character, King doesn't like being called out for…

I just can't emotionally handle losing Atticus and Luke to the dark side in the same 12-month period.

I don't understand the point Joe is trying to make here, as the linked article is just a dual review of Roth's latest movies. Eli Roth gives a confusing and idiotic view on feminism and social justice? Basically every review makes that point. Eli Roth is an asshole? Who hasn't notice? Is he INTENTIONALLY trying to be…

Coach Carter is one of the best in this category because the film already established winning the championship was meaningless (none of the student remembered any prior high school basketball champs) but the skill Carter was actually pushing - hard work - really was something that would help them for the rest of their…

"One, Loki needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Loki's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Loki"? Three—"

Ha! Ha! There's a burgeoning fascist movement in the United States, and John Oliver is going to ignore it.

This barely falls under the most liberal definition of teaser. What is being teased here? That they were able to film the video in some random white room on the Universal Studios backlot?

Is it sad my first thought watching that scene was, "Wow, Tarantino has improved A LOT as an actor."

That's strange. I don't think Pitbull has ever shown any interest in Miami before this moment.

You might want to mention which version of THE THING Eric Heisserer wrote. Shall we say, the 2011 version is not as well respected in the screenplay department as the 1982 version.

Grossest thing I pulled from this review? Eli Roth is married to a woman twenty years younger than him.

"LaBute's “Your Friends and Neighbors” is to “In the Company of Men” as Quentin Tarantino's “Pulp Fiction” was to "Reservoir Dogs.” In both cases, the second film reveals the full scope of the talent, and the director, given greater resources, paints what he earlier sketched." - From Roger Ebert's original review of…

If the Oscars were really that troubled over the complaints for the non-nomination for Dark Knight, Fury Road HAS to be nominated for Best Picture. Has to!

1. I have a lot of fond memories of Adult Swim and was a bigtime contributor on their message boards back in the day. There was something exciting about sitting in a hotel rooms in 2003 (My home at the time didn't get Cartoon Network at the time) and staying up late to watch Harvey Birdman and Cowboy Bebop.

"… manifesting them into one marginally talented loudmouth with ridiculous hair."

Just another reason to get angry that Simon's Wire City Hall spinoff never took off.

Maybe less impressive, considering Taratino was probably intentionally referencing The Thing with the "one of these fellas" line.

“These things are always touching me in places.” -the Robot Devil, not really enjoying Fry’s hands

I would have sworn it was "Berenstein" which means…

“Ah, Summer. First race war, huh?”