This TOTALLY sounds like a drunk voice message Mark Millar would have left on James Goldman's cell phone.

While I can understand why making a new Green Lantern black instead of turning the original Green Lantern black because "being blandly white" is the main characteristic of a lot of legacy super-heroes, why can't they just make the new Spiderman Peter Parker AND black?

I never cared for Stewart’s double game of being “just a comedian” when someone was criticizing him, but him being a serious person with serious thoughts when criticizing, doing rallies, sucking up to network news reps.

I find it most frightening that he blinks once, but ONLY once. Like he has the capability but he just refuses to use it.

Having J.K. Simmons play J. Jonah Jameson in the next series is like
having Judi Drench holdover from the Pierce Bronson series to the Daniel
Craig one. You gotta respect the talent when you see it.

I would watch a movie about Tim Meadows becoming principal of a soft-edge suburban high school and taking its lazy millennial student body and turning them into productive members of society.

Congratulations to Weird Al.

Not to over exaggerate the effect of this episode, but I would say me and my young, impressionable friends had a hard time taking homophobics seriously after this episode. And I still hope the Steelworkers of America are still reaching for that rainbow.

Birth of a Nation, while being very important in film history, is not very entertaining even if you could find a way to ignore all the racist stuff. Something can be the first without being any good.

The gravely voice covers up actual gravitas.

I think Clint Eastwood wanted to tell a specific story about what type of person is in the modern American army and he chose the Kyle book because it was bankable.

As a child, I use to read children's mysteries written by Hy Conrad. They were basically Encyclopedia Brown books, where the detective would solve the mystery by knowing there are no penguins at the North Pole, along with some basic logic puzzles.

I barely remember Playmakers, but I would be hard press to dislike a football show for not making things about the game. Quite honestly, the NFL gets to avoid the blame for serious issues like concussions and spousal abuse because they get to have pseudo-scandals like the deflated ball thing and of course, the actual…

Perfect line. I got the sense of the Supreme Being is like, "if I'm not willing to explain it to everybody, what makes you so special that I should explain it to YOU?"

I don't think Terry Giliam's sense of design is simpatico with mine, but I just love, love, LOVE the time map in this movie. It even captured my imagination when I was a kid.

Did cartoon Quentin Tarantino's rant about violence in our cereal boxes influence real Quentin Tarantino's use of a cereal box in Kill Bill?

I feel that The Thing is a legitimately great movie that has more to say about leadership and group dynamics than what first meets the eye, but ends up being written off as a well-done horror movie.

“Bart” is actually an anagram for “brat.”

I saw The Wife Aquatic.

Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm, etc. use this new invention called "jokes" to keep their audiences interested in the actions of obnoxious, self-involved people.