I have no idea why Kaiser thinks this line is classist. Especially since it's said to a neighbor's son, a person naturally in the same socioeconomic group as you.

I find The Simpsons to be easier to understand (and more enjoyable) if you avoid the fixation of rating the show by its seasons as it lead to bizarre conclusions like, "THAT EPISODE CAN'T BE EMOTIONALLY UPLIFTING! IT'S FROM SEASON X!" Why would that have to be true? The comment that Hurricane Neddy is a better version…

Hopefully this is more Hornby and less Reitman.

I might have miss something, but couldn't we just assume that Affleck is just using the same nickname and like, gave his son a real name that we just never hear?

But not Robert De Niro and Al Pacino? That's just being lazy. Like those two if they were to act in this movie.

Hugh Laurie is definitely an actor on my "always should have a regular gig" list so I'm pretty happy about this.

Not true in this or any other possible universe.

I'm so happy J.K. Simmons has reached the point where he gets to "consider" roles instead of "taking anything that's offered to him to pay the electric bill."

Congratulations to UMG for another victorious battle in their war against anything fun.

Confession: I hated everything about Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls besides the refrigerator, and it kinda makes me sad that's the only thing people complain about it.

And they cut his power, like, the exact day he lost all of his money. They didn't even bother to wait for Wayne to bounce a check, they just immediately cut his power after hearing about his bankruptcy. No wonder all the poor people in Gotham are so angry, they're dealing with the most aggressive power utility in the…

Look, I'm the President, Vice-President, and in a plot twist that serves no thematic or narrative purpose Treasurer of "Christopher Nolan is Overrated" Club. That first paragraph perfectly encapsulates everything I think about him as a serious filmmaker. But even I think "how did Bruce Wayne get back?" is not a…

I don't understand the recent trend of defending Halloween III. Sure, people at the time might have trashed it because it didn't have Michael Myers. They might also have trashed it because it was a TERRIBLE movie.

I have nothing against Benedict Cumberbatch.

It sounds more like the bro-version of "The Man Who Would Be King" with a dash of "modern life is destroying the inner-caveman in all dudes!" from Fight Club.

That sounds… tiring.

Why Joe Buck?

I have never understand the blame Scully gets for the natural decline in quality Simpsons got around this time. Television shows simply cannot stay at the level of classic Simpsons. There is simply too few good stories you can tell with the same characters. Scully did an enviable job of keeping the Simpsons at a B+…

Ted 1- What if a Teddy Bear could talk and like drink, and do drugs, and swear, and have sex!

Roommate: It's so easy! All we have to do is like, rewatch Iron Man 2, the Thor and Capt. America movies, and we're all set!
Me: Nah… that's definitely too much work.