Jizyah Shorts is really the Duke in this tournament. Unlike Duke though, I think Jizyah at least makes it to the Final Four, and could easily go all the way. 

I’m glad we highlighted Jonny Anomaly before he makes a round 1 exit, sometimes it’s the unlikely candidates to even be in the tournament, the ones that are just happy to be here, that make the most heartwarming stories. Pope Thrower is really low seeded, and should have a really good matchup with Precious Orji next…

It’s a damn shame it got seeded against Truman Peyote. 

Drumming, duh.

I mean, it’s Unbelievable.

Mortal Kombat increasingly feels like a relic. As someone who grew up and played through several entries in the series, it isn’t my cup of tea anymore. Maybe I’m just getting older, but a lot of these fatalities have started turning my stomach, and the gameplay has gotten more serious (and less fun, in my opinion) as…

Mess with the bull...

It just barely beat out the second cheapest Mercedes you can get in the US. I’m talking of course, about the Sprinter. I don’t know where I was going with this.

Yeah Fornite is free, but kids and teens are also spending money on it, or do you think the money to open a digital storefront came from nowhere? So these Fortnite playing kids are spending money on microtransactions, why not try and sell them on other games in a storefront? Also, Fornite is a massive, entry level hit…

So it’s kind of fun going on cameo and seeing who’s available for how much. Some of it is really “Let’s remember some guys” while others it’s kind of surprising. For example Aqib Talib is $115 while Keke Coutee is $200. You could also have Trevone Boykin (ex-Seahawks backup released for domestic violence) for only…

Goddamn Ron Rivera, get Cam Newton out of there.

Hold on now, the bills haven’t played yet, they might be starting Peterman...this can get uglier.

Okay, so beer people are weird, but lacing is literally how the remnants of the beer foam form after it has been drunk. 

Naw, they’re going to lose to the Rams, I can see it now.

I personally love watching Stipe fight, he’s a powerhouse, he’s a bruiser, and he’s everything you want in a heavyweight as a fighter. He’s also boring as hell as a character, and nobody outside the UFC knows who he is...and he got his clock cleaned by Cormier, but would probably win a rematch. Which is why he isn’t…

No, to put it simply, the contents of a loot box are generated when the loot box is acquired, not when it is opened. So if you get a lootbox before a seasonal event, or even before a new character release, it will not have the added content.

Naw, you guys have the Bills and Dolphins in your division, no way you drop 4 games apiece to those teams. (Especially the Bills).

There a school district without a high school football team...IN TEXAS!? Seriously most high schools in Texas have bigger football stadiums than my college did.

To be fair, Fissure wanted out anyway, he had his sights set on going to Seoul Dynasty (which he now has), and for all his leadership he refused to play ball with the rest of the team. We can certainly include this on Kroenke’s list of failures though.