Whenever I hear about Hillary Duff, all I can think about is her performance of “Sparks” on Ellen.. I have to say I’m mildly obsessed with the second hand embarrassment I feel whenever I watch it:

Feeling desperate, aren’t you?

Jesus. WARN people before you do that. FUCK!

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?

It has nothing to do with feminism, I am a feminist. It has everything to do with the seeming inability of audiences these days to suspend their disbelief slightly and just accept a story for what it is. Everybody has to nit-pick every little technical detail about everything and it is fucking obnoxious. Note, none of…

I call and raise you this motherfucker.

if i had a truck of money i would hire idris elba to be in my video. he’d be wearing a tux and there would be a sex scene.

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

All Fox had to do to end up with a bunch of perverts is hire conservative men in all positions of authority. What is a conservative but one who longs for the return to the values of the past? But, what was really going on in the past besides women and people of color being abused and disenfranchised at the whim of men…

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

...Exactly.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Parents who think Donald Trump is a good dinner guest and all around great guy.

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

Nazis and supporters of the Southern Confederate States get no rights. You can’t be an American and a Nazi. You can’t memorialize the Confederate rebels in a positive way and still be an American. We fought wars over both these things.

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.