Well, we live in a world where a newly-single Rudy Giuliani is apparently a hot property, so.....(vomits)

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

I agree but my 14-inch penis is skeptical.

I pointed that out in a discussion earlier today, and the person defending Ryan dismissed it as a “laughable” criticism. He maintained that Ryan was one of the few honorable, honest people in Washington.

She also said, “Can I please have my social security check, which is definitely not welfare?”

What a fucking douche.

and donald trump jr lies about his crossfit hero WOD times.

“Quit before your party gets royally embarrassed in the midterms” - Ayn Rand

*insert why not both gif*

And remember, above all, this is the kind of man who lies about his marathon times.

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to…

Is it her first baby? One of my high school classmates was born in the hospital elevator, but he was his mom’s third child. I think most of the cases in which the mom doesn’t make it to the hospital are second or later babies. The indelicate metaphor for this is that it’s easier to get the second pickle out of the jar.

Step back. Her color and her former profession do not matter. But this is supposedly a feminist site. One would think a moment in feminist history would be relevant.

Okay:

I can’t cosign that theory. Ingraham’s far too pale for his notorious brown girl fetish.

You are bang-on. I have been going over this with students these days, because a handful of them seem to think that freedom of speech means you get a forum. Freedom of speech means freedom from political censorship—which means that your government can’t arrest you for simply promulgating an unpopular opinion. But the…

Why are so many people defending this woman?

There are a ton of movies in this category. Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds are the rapiest fucking movies ... and I thought both of them were cool and hilarious when I was a kid.