I looked at stats for that once and being a cop has never been a particularly dangerous job even when they weren’t trigger happy. The problem has always been the sort of person that’s usually drawn to this profession-bullies.

I should add that any black male carrying any object in his hand appears to fall into the “extremely threatening” category, even though it’s white men who kill police at a rate grossly disproportionate to the rate with which they have police encounters.

At some point we’re going to need to make cops choose between valuing their own lives above anyone else’s, and getting paid hazard pay. The job isn’t actually dangerous if the default response is to kill anyone who looks remotely threatening, and so perhaps cops should be paid like private security guards.

Not mooching as much as keeping the gravy train on schedule. I have no doubt that when Tiffany was old enough her mother gave her “the talk”...Trump style.

OH GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT SECOND PICTURE AND NOW MY ONLY CHOICE IS TO SELF-IMMOLATE.

If you were this man’s daughter and you saw these pics would YOU want to be anywhere near the guy? There’s a word for the way Ivanka giggles with glee when “daddy” makes lewd comments about here and that word is “grooming”.

Trump would never accept a black sheep. She’s the beige sheep.

I don’t want Trump to die alone in prison.

That’s not true - as they’ve identified more and more genes responsible for eye pigment, as well as how they function, your older slam-dunk Punnet squares have had to be revised. If two blue-eyed parents are carriers of the allele for brown eyes, then they can have a brown-eyed child.

I was telling my dad how creepy Trump was toward Ivanka and my first few examples he was like “that’s not so bad” and as I kept going he was getting more and more creeped until he finally made me stop because he was so creeped.

The Trump kids need one black sheep. Maybe it will be her.

I think as soon as her parents divorced her dad pretty much did not want anything to do with her. Marla took her to the west coast and Trump had no interest in her. I’m kind of wondering if the only reason they “reconnected” at all was for the election.

It also means that this motherfucking (literally!) doctor took this test himself knowing full well that- in fact, probably because- he’d get matched to the children he lied his way into conceiving.

2a. One of the Duggars— preferably one who comes out and is living his/her best life far away from their unique brand of crazy.

Kids I want to write tell-all books:

When a congealed mass of sun-downing liposuction clinic and dog grooming trimmings is so easy to despise, it’s not hard to come up with these on the fly.

an animated roll of wadded baby diapers found clogging a sewage tank

Anyone else remember that barf-worthy movie The Switch, with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman, where the friend (Bateman) switches the donor’s semen with his own, and unbeknownst to her (Aniston), impregnates her with his own child? It has always straight up freaked me out that a comedy (a COMEDY!!) was made out of…

I did it at 23and me so a different experience perhaps but when I first received my results I had to choose how I wanted to see my ancestry connections and how my data was shared with people. But at the same time if you are doing it for ancestry.com purposes wouldn’t you generally want to find potential relatives? So…

I have never hoped for someone to die alone, in prison and flat broke more than I wish it for Donald Trump.