Fancy dog though he may be, Tom Brady has such a disturbing, aggressively vacuous vibe about him that I can’t watch him speak for more than a minute or so.

I think it’s a real thing. She just said it in witchy, new age speak instead of using layman’s terms. Like having a gut feeling about something, or someone rubbing you the wrong way.

And if gut feelings weren’t a thing, renegade cops that played by their own rules in the 1980's would have had a 0% conviction rate.

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

True, because I was 12 in 1986.

Im sure 8 year olds, you know, the people WWE is intended for, wont notice.

She’s got resting derp face.

It’s trying to escape her hideous face, just like that wonky chameleon eye ball of hers.

She’s got resting derp face.

A braise? In South Texas? That’s heresy! Take that shit back to the Carolinas.

Kawhi are you like this?

Simmering, not smoking? Get your fucking shit together, San Antonio!

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

Somebody’s banging the whole White House

Hope Hicks.

I’d like to beat her to death with her own shoe.

I have to tell you what I told my Mom - “You should expect them not to tell the truth. You should expect them to lie.” FOX ‘NEWS’ IS NOT NEWS.

She couldn’t even bother to Google first. I thought it was well known that Lebron graduated from high school and went straight to the pros. Anyone who knows Lebron or has spoken to him has always said he’s a pretty savvy businessman and intelligent. I think a lot of people are pissed that he’s not some dummy or a…

“It’s always unwise to seek political advice for someone who gets paid $100 million a year to bounce a ball.”

Right? What does “This is what happens when you attempt to leave high school a year early to attempt to join the NBA” even mean? Attempt? Did I hallucinate his 15-year-and-counting career, or did LeBron fucking James, 3 times NBA champion, do more than attempt to join the NBA?