I'LL BE THERE SOON ENOUGH!

*pats @Xanderpuss:disqus on head consolingly*

I'd be careful of loophole clawses in the contract, Pat.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM!

Having kids. That's something I could've done. Probably not as well as you, though.

Don't Morrissey and Sleater-Kinney have music to make or something?

I have absolutely nothing to say about this either. I just want to point out that YOU NOW HAVE CANCERAIDS!!!

Remember when people cared way too much about Justin Bieber?

THEY'RE SUCH CLOWNS

WHAT IS LOVE?!

Sadly, I do. Anyone I get close to cuts themselves on my screen.

I've never even seen The Simpsons! I just have a personal database of everything ever said in the show that I pick at random for certain comments. Like this:

Shaken not stirred?

But is he more talented than Beyoncé?

I guess Kanye isn't a Morning person.

Strings on Automatic for the People!

*gives @ArchieLeech two thumbs up and huge, weird smile*

Oasis was not a bad Beatles clone. They were a bad Beatles tribute band.

When is Obama going to announce that plan to combat social inequality? I could use that about now…

We've made great progress.