I think those are for different reasons, though. Reps would probably be because of govt. paranoia and Dems because of autism paranoia, though it is entirely likely that my broad assumption is completely fucking wrong.

Plane found yet?

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOOCY ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

I think it's Deuce-y.

It's about ethics in Disney princess journalism.

Steve Doocy reacts to movies like a girl.

As soon as I read that headline, without hearing anything about this before, I guessed it was that Fox & Friends Deucey guy from Daily Show clips.

Hey guys, an old man's headlining!

She's everywhere… RUN

FOUR LISAS! DIKACHU HAS A PENIS ON HIS FACE! THE A.V. CLUB O'NEAL IS GOD! GREAT JOB INTER

Meanwhile, Ringo Starr's collaboration with Jason Derulo gets off on the wrong foot as Ringo refuses to sing Derulo's name at the beginning of the track.

But does he need to reply to that? Or this?

You're getting into the streaming business, I feel bad for ya son.

THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT ROCK N' ROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

The more the merrier!

All that Autotune doesn't pay for itself!

Just because he has a tattoo of tears doesn't mean he's depressed.

You shut your whore mouth that bridge is awesome.

He did just announce a new album coming out in March, so I'm surprised he's being so low-key right now.

Taylor?