Great comment/avatar synergy!

I think we missed the VHS revival. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to rewind it all the way back to the beginning.

Gesundheit!

*plunges sword into chest in solidarity, dies*

Liberating isn't it?

37 seconds?

Agents

If that offends you, then it is my great honor to do so.

Fuck these asshole terrorists in the dickhole with a pole.

I love the Onion Encyclopedia entry on Muhammad which says he was murdered by Muslim extremists for depicting Muhammad.

Stand for? It's just a common misspelling of the Rhinocerotidae family.

We're perfect therefore we can do whatever we want!

Respect, bro.

Don't audiophiles care about, oh I don't know, quality?!

Orange, door-hinge…

I wonder if they can find it on a map, though.

Based on science (yeah that's how you get the GOP to listen) no amount of work takes place if nothing changes as a result (ex. pushing against a wall).

You should consider yourself lucky…

Why not?

This would be much easier if you could rhyme "bitch" with "bitch."