Snitchin' bitches in ditches always give me itches.

Dong of Justice

I hope it's based on Dr. Suess' first book: Boners.

Fap on Pap

HOOOOOOOOOOOOT POCKETS

It already kinda sounds like that.

It's "Thedge."

Yeah, but what about when you have to GET ON YOUR BOOTS.

And, ironically enough, Sony Televisions.

A reality show? They're all going to have to go under fake names! That's not real.

Good luck in your endeavors, mon frere.

Maybe it's the title of the film.

With that out of the way, is there a reason why my avatar (which I just changed back from my holiday-themed avatar) has a black background instead of the usual white background? It's the same .png file as before.

Wolf

Low record sales?

How many teenagers will actually listen to it?

Oh I'm not complaining or calling sexism. I just find it funny.

I love how the A.V. Club staff is always able to find at least one unflattering picture of reasonably attractive female pop stars (ex. the still from Katy Perry's "Roar" where she's flexing) and only uses that picture in their articles from then on.

Now I can patriotically watch The Interview, instead of patriotically staying home with all the lights off and blinds down!

He said his name was Salbass!