And yet they fear Obama has too much power.

In the great tradition of Russian monarchs.

Ze A.V. Klub

You mean "Morir, Señor Spielbergo, Mueren"

*draws up plan to murder @Senor Spielbergo*

I should've won that for the time I blew up my lab table.

Phil Rudd did attempt to procure two murders, but then he realized that they would be too similar to one another.

The Nightman Cumeth

But how many of them use Netscape?

WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?!

Relevant: http://www.theonion.com/art…

I know you are, but what am I?

@ElDan?

Toy Story 4: Toy Story Chainsaw Massacre

The Force is Rip van Winkle.

Cool story, bro.

Touché.

It's really interesting how Goldwater became disillusioned with the socons as time progressed. "Mr. Conservative" was really more of a libertarian by modern standards.

"Man, I never should've voted for that independent."

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