I was most disappointed that Greg Orman didn't win in Kansas. We could really use more independents, regardless of which side they end up caucusing with.

She got a big booty.

Well for one, the Liberals are in the UK…

I like to watch people swim.

That must be really… um, excuse me for one second.

Does anyone have hair like in the header photo?

They're forcing you to watch them play without asking first!

God dammit.

No need to apologize. People have different tastes in music. I'm sure we have lots in common musically, like the fact that we love the Beatles. Put 'er there!

That's one of my favorite songs on The Beatles.

♫E-major♫

Never could be any other way!

He said greatest song, not worst song. Common mistake.

Hey, at least he briefly paused his constant porn marathon to do this.

I nominate Ted Cruz. For forever.

*Snapchats picture of social media's peehole*

R.I.P.

Wait. Where are his kidneys?

THANKS MCKINLEY

That's why I said "most of." I like Infidels, really like Empire Burlesque, and sorta like Oh Mercy. And yes, I like TOOM. Definitely his comeback, though I wouldn't rate it up there BOB or BOTT, or even Love and Mercy or Modern Times.