Flag 'em.

"Dr. Simmons, I've been feeling really bad about myself for the past few years. What should I do?"

At least you didn't do a Gene Simmons apology.

Had to read this book and its two sequels in 7th grade. The Giver is one of my all-time favorites, but the others sucked.

I hate that Jason Aldean song.

Weird Al would love that.

She seems to have had a decent body back in the day.

*sticks head in microwave, dies of radiation poisoning*

YOU'RE NOT HELPING THE CAUSE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

So if I stick my head in the microwave will I become a superhero?

I think some of those "say Happy Holidays not Merry Christmas" lawsuits are kinda ridiculous (some, not all), but the idea that kids can't openly celebrate Christmas is even more ridiculous; it's downright ignorant. There is a real problem in this country with religious conservatives having too much of an influence on…

He already said he's not running for reelection before this, so it's not like this hurts his chances at winning an election he's not running for. But any ridiculously stupid plans of running in 2016 are done.

The A.V. Club a pop culture website. There is good and bad pop culture, but they're both pop culture nonetheless.

Wasting Light is actually my favorite, though I certainly can't fault their first three albums. It'll be interesting to see how their next album goes. Guess I'll have to watch that HBO series first before I make up my mind.

I made a similar joke the other day about Foo Fighters having a great album, though I don't actually hate the Foos.

I was waiting for the opinion of Dr. Chaim Witz, PhD on this matter.

The President still hasn't taken action on this very pressing issue.

Cool story bro.

He's just jealous that Kurt Cobain probably makes more money than him and he's been dead for over twenty years.

That's Van Halen, not KISS.










I knew you knew that.