Wow! She can do everything horribly!

Now the Civil Wars, Coldplay, and Taylor Swift are going to have to kiss up to Lorde to get their songs in the movie.

WAIT A MINUTE. HE'S NO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

A-Paul-ogy accepted. Fighting would be Pontius.

I think I have a pizza lying around here somewhere…

I'd buy that for a dollar.

You're supposed to reply "Yum!"

RED ROBIN

I watched the video once. I will never get that time back.

Good. Keep it that way.

This actually looks like it has potential. I will look forward to it.

Have you HEARD her song?

The Johnny Cash Memorial Rehabilitation Clinic

Don't judge me.

"Prisoner Gets DESTROYED by Whole Team of Roman Soldiers"

"Pretty soon you'll be asking to Mary her."

OH GOD!

That would be a-Paul-ing.

I hope so. Issac at puns.

Yes, but I-G-G-Y isn't.