YAY you learned how to capitalize names!

Don't you have a life outside of trolling the AV Club? Sorry to use "the t-word" but YOU ARE A TROLL. I mean, literally, the only article you've ever posted on is this one. I'm sure your account was created today. I would have more respect for you if you just posted about how your roommate's step-sister makes $77 an…

A reverse King Midas would just turn gold into other things, not turning things into feces. If you're going to insult people, do it intelligently.

I thought "Honor thy mother and thy father" was one of the Ten Commandments?

Thanks. Corrected now.

So clever. Bye now.

"Dumb Ass" is not my name, so you don't have to capitalize it.

"Benghazi was the worst disaster in my lifetime."

I'm familiar with your mom's.

No. You're wrong. I'm not a Democrat but come on! Tell me, would you honestly pay $10 just to watch Sarah Palin bloviate her days away?

Coinye West is the Kanye West of cyrptocurrencies.

Sarah Palin

@Dikachu:disqus , you're famous!

My rule of thumb is if a song has more than three writers (excepting cases when the writers are in the same band), it's not a good song.

I'm sure it was a misunderstanding. After all, that is the traditional Wookie greeting.

I said I thought the arms would be short and fat and thus useless. I guess Beldorion worked out a lot.

*gets out TiVo remote*

HAHAHAHAHA! BELDORION GOT BEAT BY A GIIIIIRRRRRLLL!!!!!!!

Or because he eventually turned to the Dark Side, maybe he just used Sith lightning. It would be kinda the same as the laser-ball thing.

Ooooh, so he had arms! I thought the arms would be pretty short and fat and thus useless. At first the picture looked like the lightsaber was just stuck in him like a lightsaber…