I'm white, and sometimes I can't tell myself apart from everyone else around me because they're white. I almost can't wait until I'm a minority.

By the Taco Bell of Life, do you mean the Taco Bell in Life, Alabama?

Oops. I was thinking of Donny Osmond. Patton Oswalt is in today's Foil video.

What can I say? He's fat.

I'm partial to White & Nerdy (Patton Oswalt wins it), but I gotta admit that Fat is a better parody video since, well, it's a shot-by-shot parody of the original video.

The Rutles or GTFO

They have some very good individual songs. But their albums just don't do it for me.

GOLDFINGER, IS THAT YOU?!!!!!!!!

Not self-consciously. I would consider the two to be synonyms, but not in the literal "they mean the exact same thing" sense. It's more of a metaphor, really.

Touché.

That's a recurring meme in my life too.

Gender IS a social construct…

@girneyburns is a sexist male!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!! That means my imaginary friend from childhood, "Athletic Allie," IS REAL!!!! I'M COMING TO GET YOU OLD FRIEND!!! WE CAN PLAY TENNIS TOGETHER JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!!!!!!

I'm sure if your life was a book, it would be filled with memes, motifs, and symbols.

But I'm narcissistic and think very highly of myself! MY ACHILLIES' HEEL HAS STRUCK!!!!!!

They did. I read somewhere they chose the name before a gig because they didn't have a name yet, and had no plans to keep it. Sadly for them, they never got around to changing the name.

MY LIFE HAS LOST ALL MEMEING!

Take it easy on her. She's probably grieving.

I was told that I have MRSA-CancerAIDS by @neurozach, it's a new super-disease.