That's what your mother said last night, in the words of Sean Connery. I proved her wrong.

Hey, I love a natural woman.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

But didn't the AV Club cure CancerAIDS?

She can't hear you. She's not real.

SO MUCH MEME

You should feel bad for me. I'm a victim of CancerAIDS.

It's not my fault I've lived a fairly fulfilling life with my birth gender.

Yay! I started a meme! On the downside, I now have CancerAIDS.

I had so much to live for. Why did I have to be first?! Mom, if you're reading this, I'm sorry and I love you.

Darn it!

I have no problem with sexual orientation (or gender identity), but I don't think I offended. Some people just love to be outraged.

Oh OK. Thanks for the warning friend.

Excuse me?

FIRST!

I'm sure Hall & Simon can kick their butts.

Goo Goo Dolls. The name doomed them to mediocrity even before they hit it big.

It's the "Saturday Night Massacre."

CURSE YOU DIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To me, a list sentence is not aesthetically pleasing without an Oxford comma. Yes, sentences can be sexy.