I use Google Chrome as my browser, and there's an extension called "Google Dictionary" where you can highlight a word on a page, click the logo, and it will give you the meaning (and also synonyms). It's pretty useful (and it doesn't give any synonyms for "dark green" either).

OH YEAH, WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!!!!

Woah. I actually didn't see that. That was not on purpose. I will add an addendum to my comment so this conversation makes sense.

If dictionaries are your thing, that's cool, I have no problem with that. But c'mon, a wide, open thesaurus is something to behold.

He's done better.

Is there only one Simpson?

IT'S A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!

Well that shows you how much I know about baseball. I was too busy reading Moneyball, ironically coincidentally.

Ironically Coincidentally, the Home Run Derby is coming. I've got my money on Weird Al.

I like those too.

THAT MEANS YOU DO CARE. At least a little.

What if dictionaries aren't you're thing? I'm more of a thesaurus guy.

The "cunning linguist" thing is probably just a mondegreen, I hope. WEIRD AL, YOU WERE MY HERO!!!!!!!

The AV Club
We're not porn stars anymore.

You're getting gyped, lady. FOR EVERY $77 A WOMAN MAKES A MAN MAKES $100!!!!!!!

Yes, finally! I shall rest for the next ten years in order to prepare for the next ten years.

That is not Brooks Wheelan. You are mistaken. YOU HAVE COMMITTED A FATAL ERROR. PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED.

I have no clue who he is.

THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US

They went there!