All of you.

It's like they say; "Wah wah wa wah, wah wah wa wah wah wah."

I just want to hear him say "I am THE Captain Hook."

Just "Captain." DUUUUHHHHHH…

Remember, always pass the ball to the Italians. Oh wait…

The lawsuit sounds stupid, but actually makes a lot of sense when you read the article. I should have just been a good Internet person and just written "TLDNR."

Well thanks to the Ramones, now we are ALL punk rockers. R.I.P. The Ramones…

*creates "Feed Dinosaurs Potato Salad" Kickstarter, becomes rich, doesn't actually feed dinosaurs potato salad, Internet becomes outraged, murders @SleepingWithTheComputerOn:disqus *

What about giving actual real money to feed dinosaurs potato salad?

Every day, thousands of dinosaurs are being abused. Please dial the number on your screen and donate now. Just one quarter can make a difference.

I can't possibly imagine spending 4+ years of my life studying the play Hair

My cat is in a farm up-district. We were on vacation in Washington, D.C. with my cat at the time.

That's me. I bought the bicycle they used in the film at auction for millions of dollars so I could fly and broke every bone in my body after riding it off a cliff.

Milosevic learned that the hard way when he was arrested by the ICC for tax evasion.

We should have "silence shows" like in the olden days.

He was Tripping.

Why'd they give them the run-around?

Me too. "WHY DID YOU KICK OUT CONAN O'BRIAN!!!!!" I said.

Friends, Romans, Kickstarters, lend me your money.

They've got their eyes on him.